idea for a story: aliens invade; take all the tomatoes
alien raid on svalbard seed vault
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r/Cartalk - In California you need a business license to buy cars from auctions. →
dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic:
Tons of highly upvoted reddit bootlickers in this thread here. The real purpose for these laws is obviously protectionism, to make sure your average person has to go to a dealer to get a car. Can’t let them get the same cheap cars dealers do at an auction!
The bootlickers repeat over and over how it’s to “protect the environment” since anyone who buys a car at auction will, naturally, dump all the fluids down a storm drain then abandon the car on the street, obviously. They legitimately believe this is why you have to pay thousands of dollars for permission from the state to go to a car auction.
If that were really the case you wouldn’t be able to buy automotive fluids at a store without a license–your home mechanic could just dump the fluids down the drain! So their dumb fuck logic falls apart pretty much instantly, not that you’ll ever be able to say that over there without being downvoted into oblivion.
The problem with democracy should be pretty evident after just a few hours spent on Reddit, basically.
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“unwanted house visitor”
the media is truly the enemy
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i thank god every day for making me a fat hairy fucking retard instead of some smooth twinkish motherfucker
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blessed-with-southern-sweetness:
sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid
Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?
This makes me so uneasy
You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it
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Full offense, but if you pre-ordered Fallout 76 right now, on the day of 5th of June of 2018 or any day before that, without even knowing what kind of game it is, based only on the brand and a CGI trailer that only shows like a desk on a dark room, you’re the prime example of one of the biggest problems in the gaming industry right now and I hope the game is a massive disappointment to you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The face of triumph
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I can smell people who’ve never been to Brazil
Yea they smell clean
